(Source: shanakills, via apeekofchic)

larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

(Source: nobodylikespete, via thecolinklika)

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

(via covocal)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via lamelohan)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via alltimewinnie)

"Let someone love you just the way you are – as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room."

Marc Hack (via versteur)

(Source: larmoyante, via versteur)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

(via lamelohan)

meetyourinnerstrength:

linnieofficial:

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel at the beach

Omg

(via imgonnamakeachange)

bands-and-stuff-alike:

They’re just girls breaking hearts
Eyes bright, uptight, just girls

(via injuries)

nivalvixen:

olimaru:

How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.

(Source: best-of-memes, via brianfreeed)

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

(via cul-o)